Will-Wonka's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mi pueblo (My village)]

Me encanta escuchar espanol...

I like Spanish. Its a fun language to learn... and It was enjoyable to attempt to discern meaning from what little espanol I did know. The animation was good.

However, most Newgrounds users are 10-year-old blamaholics. They are ignorant, and zero anything that is remotely out of the mainstream. It is an unfortunate truth... and while I am sure that this movie will pass, it will doubtless get a much lower score due to the Spanish words.

Well, here's an overall 10, let's see you get underdog of the week. ^.^

[LL: Enigma Gets Lost]

Clever!

A unique concept! Never before have I seen anything like this in flash movie (at least, that I can recall ATM...). That earns you serious bonus points with me, as I'm giving you +5 overall for it. ;)

Keep your creative juices flowing: Creativity trumps graphics nearly every time.

[TCOF Episode #003]

'Mini-series' Indeed...

^_^

[[CC] Drunk]

I am not an anti-clock...

Heck, I do like many clock movies. I love the CC... but what you are putting out is simply crap. Flashes it took you 1 day to make and submit to the portal? The only astonishing thing about these movies of yours is that they don't get blammed.

Even in the early days of the crew, the short 'spam' flashes were at least FUNNY. This was not funny at all. All yours are is just some totally random nonsense and a 'join the CC' endframe. Well, I tell you what. Its movies like yours that keep people away from the crew. You help to perpetuate the stereotype of the spammer-clock, the badanimator-clock, the retard-clock. Your work was without any level of depth, humor, anything. I am completely stunned that somthing so utterly puerile made it onto the portal.

If you truly love the clock crew, then I suggest you spend more time on your movies. A lot more time.

TNT-Clock responds:

Well, I heard from lots of people they had a laugh watching this.
So go cry and go to the Bit Band.

[Nocturne in G Minor]

What was the story?

For us thinking-impaired... what WAS the storyline?

Silvercherryclock responds:

It's a secret. Just look beyond what you see alright?

Deep stuff man, deep stuff.

[The Portal Crisis I]

They Don't Rhyme...

Those are crew names with 'alliteration' or, words with the same starting sound. :-)

A good movie, although, the story did lag quite a bit.(as you admitted in-movie...). A scene selection screen might be nice in the future.

RiotGearClock responds:

Working on now. I'm going to make sure part two corrects any and all problems with this. Already starting on the menu and what not.

Glad you liked it, Happy New Year!

[Norway's kidney stone]

I was hooked...

From the title page! It was all just so hilarious. I thought espcially the contrast of somthing so silly coupled with such epic style, etc. was funny. Are you doing a lot of the short movies now instead of big ones? I still want to see Lord of the Clocks 2!

[CC-Room Mates]

I am not an Anti-Clock...

Although I hope you will permit me to tell you that I thought this movie was terrible. I personally did not find any of the jokes funny, and the graphics were barely adequate. While others may have enjoyed it, I just didn't.

And before you find somthing 'incriminating' in my profile to bash me with in your response: I reviewed MANY clock movies favorably, so I am obviously not an anti-clock. Then, you might say that I have no flash and shouldn't judge. Well, even the worst cook can tell when he's eating a bad meal.

Work on improving yourself much more in the future before you even consider working on Roomates 2. While a three-day rush job might pass judgement, wouldn't you rather have somthing you were proud of?

DrClockzor responds:

thanks for the truth full review :) your bring up many valid points, and part 2 is going to be worked on longer and will be alot better

[† DurianClock]

Hilarious!

Short, but funny. Did this DurianClock guy really die?