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[[CC] Drunk]

I am not an anti-clock...

Heck, I do like many clock movies. I love the CC... but what you are putting out is simply crap. Flashes it took you 1 day to make and submit to the portal? The only astonishing thing about these movies of yours is that they don't get blammed.

Even in the early days of the crew, the short 'spam' flashes were at least FUNNY. This was not funny at all. All yours are is just some totally random nonsense and a 'join the CC' endframe. Well, I tell you what. Its movies like yours that keep people away from the crew. You help to perpetuate the stereotype of the spammer-clock, the badanimator-clock, the retard-clock. Your work was without any level of depth, humor, anything. I am completely stunned that somthing so utterly puerile made it onto the portal.

If you truly love the clock crew, then I suggest you spend more time on your movies. A lot more time.

TNT-Clock responds:

Well, I heard from lots of people they had a laugh watching this.
So go cry and go to the Bit Band.

[Nocturne in G Minor]

What was the story?

For us thinking-impaired... what WAS the storyline?

Silvercherryclock responds:

It's a secret. Just look beyond what you see alright?

Deep stuff man, deep stuff.

[The Portal Crisis I]

They Don't Rhyme...

Those are crew names with 'alliteration' or, words with the same starting sound. :-)

A good movie, although, the story did lag quite a bit.(as you admitted in-movie...). A scene selection screen might be nice in the future.

RiotGearClock responds:

Working on now. I'm going to make sure part two corrects any and all problems with this. Already starting on the menu and what not.

Glad you liked it, Happy New Year!

[CC-Room Mates]

I am not an Anti-Clock...

Although I hope you will permit me to tell you that I thought this movie was terrible. I personally did not find any of the jokes funny, and the graphics were barely adequate. While others may have enjoyed it, I just didn't.

And before you find somthing 'incriminating' in my profile to bash me with in your response: I reviewed MANY clock movies favorably, so I am obviously not an anti-clock. Then, you might say that I have no flash and shouldn't judge. Well, even the worst cook can tell when he's eating a bad meal.

Work on improving yourself much more in the future before you even consider working on Roomates 2. While a three-day rush job might pass judgement, wouldn't you rather have somthing you were proud of?

DrClockzor responds:

thanks for the truth full review :) your bring up many valid points, and part 2 is going to be worked on longer and will be alot better

[Salem Witch Trials]

Good!

The Crucible is a play by Arthur Miller.

A good claymation! I enjoyed it, especially the whole 'dootie doo, loading stones!' bit. Should have been longer though. Also, the sound was a little buzzy.

TylerLandis responds:

thanks for the clarification on the crucible. i was using a crappy mike, thats why the sounds a bit...off.
that guy is my favorite part too!

more on the way! thanks for reveiwing!

[SBC's Wonderful Clockmas!]

On Noez!

KnucklesLock and his crazy level 13 voodoo stuff. *shudder*

Anyways... A good flash. I enjoyed it very much. The animation was very smooth. My favorite part was when Rupee was talking to the anti-clock. Heh, those folks are so silly.

Merry Clockmas, RupeeClock!
Merry Christmas, Bobert Landry!

RupeeClock responds:

Whoa hey! That's MY level 13 bat! Not his!

Merry Christmas cadny man!

[A Very Clockmas Flash]

Decent

I think you are quite the promising clock, although your over-reliance on hardcore sexual humor could be a problem if you ever attempt more 'mainstream' flashes.

ForkClock responds:

Actually, you arent the first person to notice this.. On my next few submissions, im going to try and tone it down and see what kinda results i get. Thanks for the review!

[Tropzilla chirstmas]

Nice work!

Your art style reminds me of the former FUClock's.

Tropicana responds:

Does it I guess it does

[A Muff-ed Up Yule]

Uh... its okay.

Nothing special, but nothing absolutely bad. I didn't understand the doll in the box though...

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

It wasn't a doll.
It was actually a flash animated version of myself.
As for what to understand, it had been tied and bound, BDSM style.