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[CC] Inside my Mind [CC] Inside my Mind

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Some friendly advice:

Based on your puerile response to one of my previous reviews of a movie of yours, I doubt this message will make any sort of effect on you. However, for the sake of that microscopically small chance that my review WILL influence you, I make this review.

What you are doing is making crap, and stamping clocks on it so it will pass judgement. All of your movies are like this. And it dissapoints me. This is because I like the clock crew, and when I see you perverting the clock name into this childish waste of bandwith, I get upset.

'Why is it a waste of bandwith?' you might ask. You probably will cite early clock movies in your defense for your brand of 'art'. However, as I said in my previous review to you, those submissions have class. They have an underlying substance to them, a quality that your work lacks. Even the Glock Group, with their mission-statement of "Spam=Good" produce better flashes then this. Your flash lacks that special somthing... That spark of 'ock humor.

And until you learn to attain that spark and translate it into .swf form, your flashes do nothing more then promote the viscious stereotypes against all 'ocks. It is flashes like these that give anti-clocks the excuse to zero the best of clock movies. Your work undermines the crew. You are not just hurting yourself, but the other 200 or so active clocks in exsistance. You fan the flames of prejudice against clocks... And I can't allow that to continue.

So I am asking you to stop the spamming... At least until your flash skills improve. And if for some reason you are flash-retarded, then get a sense of humor first. Dancing around a psycodelic screen to 'Banana Phone' might be giggly good fun for 6-year-olds, but not for anyone else. So, cultivate your humor. It can make even bad-looking flashes shine like jewels.

I see you have the passion for the Crew, you just need to refine it. Please do so. Soon.

-Will Wonka

(Oh, and before you point out my lack of movies on the portal as some sort of evidence of this advice being irrelevant or somthing, that is because I have pride in my work, and I am honing my skills before I submit a flash to NG. But believe me, my work is far better then yours, sir. If you don't believe me, give me your e-mail and I might be inclined to send you a sample of my work)

TNT-Clock responds:

What you're trying to say is: OMFGZ YOU N00B! I AM BETTER THAN U>!

GoreClock's Escape GoreClock's Escape

Rated 5 / 5 stars


In an insane asylum... Wierd. Overall 10 for originality.

The RAF game The RAF game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Completely Underrated!

This flash is, quite simply, amazing. The actual game is quite simple, and yet this does not detract from its enjoyability. However, where I think this really shines is in the game's presentation. It is all very stylish... Very, very cool.

Too bad it has such a low score in comparison to the other blue flashes submitted today. I cannot see why this is so! I voted 5, and I am surprised that less people did. Keep up the good work, sir or madam!


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AntiEbaums Tutorial AntiEbaums Tutorial

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice little actionscripting there...

It seems like everyone is on the anti-Ebaum train these days... :)

But, good advice, I will prolly use this trick if I ever become an accomplished flash artist. Thank you for your contribution to Newgrounds, and for enlightening us all.

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influensi responds:

I'm on more of an anti-thieving bastard train.

You're welcome, and thanks for your review. And vote. Unless you didn't vote. In which case you should, because I don't think reviews factor into the score.

Islam At Glance Islam At Glance

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


A clear, concise overview of Islam. I liked the minaret-singer-guy's call to prayer in the backround. It was beautiful. The whole thing was beautiful.

However... I doubt most people actually think that all Muslims are terrorists/anti-American or whatever. At least, everyone In my community has the common sense to know that. :)

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