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Funneh

Like all SBC Reviews Flashes, it was pretty funny. But, when SBC is reading the actually review, it gets a wee bit monotonous. I don't know how you can fix that... but please do for SBC Reviews 3. Otherwise, a very entertaining flash from a Clock Lover on Newgrounds!

Maybe I should join your group one day...

RastaClock responds:

yeah thanks for that. I kinda agree with you, in some ways. But what can i say, it wouldnt be StrawberryClock without it... Otherwise it just wouldnt suit him. And Also, It would be good to have good animators in the CC

REPLY!

Bloody Awesome!

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

holy shit it's micheal jackson!

Terrible

Stop shaming the CC with your terrible flash and gay-jokes. Learn more about animating and humor before you submit to the portal again.

Sikzak responds:

1.youe gay. 2I make good jokes.
3.you learn how to animate
Flash by Will_Wonka:
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4.watch this:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=68005

Classic Clockery!

Ah, this reminds me of the early days of Clocks... Classic!

CrustClock responds:

LMAO I joined in May.

Glad you liked it.

Alright...

Really was just a slideshow to music... But It was sorta funny... I guess. 4'd.

WinchesterLock responds:

no prob
although there were some tweens and fbf stuff mixed in it too

Pretty Soon...

You guys will have to parody yourselves!

That's a good thing. :)

MACception responds:

Lol...The_Star_Syndicate did it for us...they released "All Fags Die!!!11" What a classic piece of shit eh? :-D

-LP

Block Band?

Thornberry, what's with the new 'crew?

Anyways, a good flash. Nice graphics, sound was audible and understandible, and the plot was sufficiently humourous. Keep up the good work!

-WW

ThornBerryBlock responds:

othudyr.
k.

One of the better anti-Clock movies I've seen...

REVIEW
The graphics, style, and sound were all n00bish; but it was obvious that you were trying to make a point about Clock flashes, so I'll give you a 5 (because, even though it was intentional, I still didn't like it much. So, instead of giving you a 2 for all those, I gave you a 5 :) ). No violence. Interactivity... I pressed a play button, so it gets a 1. Humor, quite an amusing jab at the clocks, heh heh, overflowing the portal. lol.

COMMENTARY

I'll have to put in a good word for the clocks, though. I'd say that 'official' clocks (that is, those who frequent CC.net) are slowly improving their craft. If a n00b makes a crappy flash movie, the clocks will blam it (because a: it hurts the 'crew's reputation, and b: it's crap). If it is so-so, then they'll give it a so-so rating. And if its great, they'll fifen. That's how most people vote for movies, right? On any day besides clockday, a crappy movie (whether clock or not) will be blammed. The only reason movies are mass-portected on that day is because many non-clocks assume that the clocks will mass-5, and so it will pass anyways, and so they want a free protection point... Ironically, the end up saving a movie that would not have been saved by the 'crew.

There shouldn't be a double-standard for clock/non clock movies, like 'if its a clock movie, then it better be top 50 material, or its spam'. That's just silly, don't you think? I mean, you don't read reviews saying thing like 'OMG I fUking h8te M@r10 m0vees, why d0 u sTo0pID pEePs k33p sp@mming teh p0rtal with th3m??1'. And yet, poor quality mario flashes and clock flashes in general are produced at an equal rate (IMO). Yet, there are very few anti-marioers in the portal who hate movies with him simply because some people make crappy flashes featuring him. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? <3

-Will Wonka

SlikRik19 responds:

Well, no, not really. But anyway, thanks for a relatively good and honest review. I realize perfectly well that this movie is completely n00bish, and I meant it that way.

I'll agree that some clock movies can be incredibly good. One of my favorites is BananaBeard II, Act 1. However, many clock movies are crap, and many of them get passed to NG, not just on Clock Day.

About Clock Day, actually, I think you are mistaken. For example, Clock Day 05, I actually tried blamming a few movies, then realized they were all getting scores of 3.5 and higher. Also I saw a bunch of reviews by people like, wtf, how is this at 3.55!! its crap omfg!@!!!11. So I'm guessing there were a bunch of people actually trying to blam em, but doing so unsuccessfully because the of the MASSIVE amount of Clocks that were 5ing.

Eh, watever.
Thanks for a good honest review. Always appreciated.

-SlikRik
F-KREW Mischief Maker

Hilarious!

I love old B&W style movies... And this was just hilarious! Good work... Make more like these.

RiotGearClock responds:

hm, maybe I will. thanks for the review.

Good Movie, But a Little Advice...

I enjoyed the movie. Good artistry, and the music tied in well. I voted 5, because I am a fair voter (I vote on quality). However, I do wish to express my concern for your reckless clock-hate. Clocks are just like any other fan group on Newgrounds-Halo fans, BDZ fans, Zelda fans etc. People are bound to make crappy flashes with these subjects, but that doesn't mean that all flashes of type X are crap. Some clock movies I quite enjoy, others, I hate with a passion.

It is your choice to vote as you will, but consider my words the next time you see a clock flick... or, any flash movie for that matter, and consider pre-judging it based on other movies of that variety.

-Will Wonka

soccerlord8 responds:

Newgrounds Halo fans also bug me.

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